UGH! The National Enquirer broke the story of a relationship between Jessica Simpson and dreamy John Mayer in last week's issue, and now US Weekly is following suit and making it a freakin' cover story. If Jessica hadn't allegedly cheated on Nick and treated him like trash when they were married, then maybe this wouldn't be so annoying, but I love me some John Mayer. US Weekly says that the pair had their first dinner date in July and and wonderful sources were so kind to tell the magazine, “They’ve only gotten together a handful of times over the last few weeks,” says a Mayer source. “But yes, they’ve made out.” (A Simpson pal says they have yet to consummate the relationship.) Egh, yeah. Thanks so much for that bit of information.
So, after y'all are done watching Danielle getting her ass kicked out of the Big Brother house on Thursday night at 8pm on CBS, hop on over to catch the final 2 hours of the MTV Video Music Awards (hey, they'll repeat that first hour afterwards like they always do!)
Plus, for your cute boy fix, check out my dreamy Nick Lachey as he remembers one of his fondest VMA moments. Grrr!!
Oooh, I am sooo excited to watch Celebrity Duets tonight at 8pm on Fox! Oh, wait a minute, that totally conflicts with Big Brother All Stars and I cannot miss that, so Celebrity Duets will have to be TiVo'd. If you haven't already heard about it, Celebrity Duets is Simon Cowell's new creation that teams up professional singers with washed up actors to sing a duet. Kind of like American Idol, each week the teams perform and America votes for their favorite duets. Oh this will be fabulous I just loooove seeing celebrities making fools of themselves! To keep things spicey and fresh, each week the celebrity will be paired up with a different musical artist. The contestants are as follows:
Celebrities: Chris Jericho (WWE World Champion), actress Lucy Lawless ("Xena: Warrior Princess," "Battlestar Galactica"), actor Cheech Marin ("Cars," "Nash Bridges"), 2004 Olympic Gold Medal-winning gymnast Carly Patterson, actor/director Alfonso Ribeiro ("The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air," "All of Us"), pop culture guru Jai Rodriguez ("Queer Eye"), actor/comedian Hal Sparks ("Queer as Folk") and actress Lea Thompson ("Back to the Future," "Caroline in the City").
Musicians: Cyndi Lauper, Belinda Carlisle, Taylor Dayne, Peter Frampton, Smokey Robinson, Dionne Warwick, Randy Travis, Brian McKnight, Macy Gray, Patti LaBelle, Kenny Loggins, Chaka Khan, Richard Marx, Michael Bolton, Clint Black, Aaron Neville, and more.
Hooray! Celebrity Duets! The show premieres tonight, but will then move into it's regular time slot of Thursday at 9pm on FOX.
For more detailed info on why Karr will not be charged, read District Attorney Mary Lacy's motion to quash Karr's arrest warrent here.
Source Fox News.
Source: Page Six
Jessica Simpson's new CD A Public Affair is being released in stores Tuesday, but you can check it out now thanks to AOL Music. When I first started listening to the CD and got past that horrid A Public Affair (put your rollerskates on bitches!), I thought the CD might have a chance because she does a surprisingly fun little version of Dead or Alive's You Spin Me 'Round (Like A Record), (cut me some slack I am trying to have an open mind here!) which then leads into another fairly decent track called B.O.Y. (I don't know why her and Ashlee feel the need to spell out everything *eyeroll*). At this point I suddenly found my face buried in my hands out of embarrassment realizing I might have to admit to all of you that yes, I like the new Jessica Simpson CD. Luckily, someone was watching down upon me and my emotional well being because the CD I so feared might actually have a shot at being decent, suddenly turned horrid. Everything from track 4 and beyond went back into typical, pukey, boring Jessica Simpson. What at first seemed like a different kind of fun, pop style for her quickly went down hill after the first 3 tracks on the CD. It's just a whole lot of jumbled styled mess. Don't even get me started on the track Push Your Tush where she starts off the song saying "Come and get It! Cocka-cocka-cocka doodle do!" Not to mention Fired Up, which is another enjoyable track, but complete Britney Spears rip off. Hey, whatever gets her airplay I guess.
Listen to Jessica Simpson's A Public Affair.
1. A Public Affair
2. You Spin Me Round (Like A Record) *
3. B.O.Y. *
4. If You Were Mine
5. Walkin' 'Round In A Circle
6. The Lover In Me
7. Swing With Me
8. Push Your Tush
9. Back To You
10. Between You & I
11. I Don't Want To Care
12. Fired Up *
13. Let Him Fly
Fans of the TV show American Idol may remember former contestant Mikalah Gordon who was a finalist on the show in 2005. She was the one who was cute but had a hella annoying Fran Drescher speaking voice which made her barely tolerable to listen to. Anyway, the poor girl was assaulted and robbed at gunpoint Wednesday night in Las Vegas. Mikalah was at a studio recording music for a children's cancer benefit being held this weekend in Orange County, CA when the scary incident occurred. At 3:30 am Mikalah took a break outside with a friend and that is when she suddenly was approached by a man with a gun. Three other men then came up and Mikalah was ordered to lie on her back on the sidewalk. Then, when one of the men saw Mikalah look at him, he slammed her head into the sidewalk. Oh dear. If that wasn't bad enough, then the motherf'ing pervs started to "touch" her as she lay helpless after just having her head slammed onto the cold, hard, Las Vegas cement. That disgusting move seemed to be a blessing in disguise for Mikalah because girlfriend reportedly thought she was going to die and that's when she totally ended up completely freaking out and having a panic attack in front of her attackers. The sudden panic attack is what ironically scared the men away, taking off with her cell phone and $5.00. Oh thank the sweet baby Jesus for giving that girl those Fran Drescher pipes while having a panic attack. I'm so glad she is okay, that is a really scary story. Her mother said that after the incident, Mikalah is "scarred and scared, but it could have been so much worse." "Police said she's so lucky she's alive."
Attention! Brittany Murphy has ended yet another engagement! Brittany and her production assistant fiance Joe Macaluso have broken things off after becoming engaged on New Year's Eve. What is it with this girl? This is the second engagement that has gone down the drain for her in the past 2 1/2 years. Both of them ended 6 months after she got the diamond. Gentlemen! Please stop giving this serial engager big, fat diamond rings! I don't get it. I mean, the girl is cute and all, but I want to know what kind of *ehem* talent she has that gets these guys to propose to her so much. Not to mention, two broken engagements in that short amount of time just doesn't sound right. I mean seriously, does she just say yes to any man that asks her? Either she has really bad luck with the dudes (hey, it can happen), or maybe she turns into a psycho bitch once she gets the diamond (that can happen too). I really want to know what the dirt is behind this chick because you know with a history like this, there's got to be dirt. There were the rumors a while back that she allegedly had a problem with the drugs, which both Murphy and her reps vehemently deny. Murphy remained mum about the break up with Macaluso until people started asking questions after she was spotted without her 4 carat Tiffany engagement ring (what a waste!) at the Teen Choice Awards. It was after the event that her reps released a statement saying that she and Macaluso have "amicably ended their engagement. They remain close friends and wish each other much happiness." *eye roll*
Oh that Heather Mills. It's being reported that dear Heather has been making "video diaries" of herself since her break up with Sir Paul McCartney. She has been seen alongside her minions who, in addition to Mills, have been carrying around hand-held video cameras. Her spokesperson have confirmed the use of cameras, but insist they are only to document the paparazzi Mills alleges is harassing her. Sources close to Paul McCartney fear that the filming has nothing to do with the paparazzi and that Mills is using these supposed video diaries as a way to gain sympathy with the public. Yeah, good luck. Oh please, I think I'm starting to smell another VH1 show..."Breaking Up With a Beatle," anyone?
Source: Daily Mail
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Honestly, I didn't know what the hell gout was until I looked it up and then I was shocked to discover that it didn't involve something green on the body. Anyway, it looks like poor cutie Jared Leto is paying for becoming a big doughy chubber for his role as John Lennon's killer in the upcoming film "Chapter 27." It has been reported that Jared has been diagnosed with gout after gaining a whopping 62 lbs and then losing it quickly thereafter for other movie roles. Leto's rep has confirmed the diagnosis saying that it was "caused by the dramatic weight loss for a movie role." Ech.
Source: The Daily Dish
Other than that, the episode was a whole lot of clique wars and girls trying to be the new Kristin Cavallari (yeah, I'm talking to you Kyndra!). L.C.'s little sister Breanna is barely featured and although I thought she would be this season's "narrator," that ended up in the hands of some chick named Tessa. These new Laguna kids were just trying to hard for the camera. It feels like the new cast is trying to "act" and as "actors," they suck as bad as when 7th Heaven jumped the shark and brought on all those horrible teen characters that couldn't act their way out of a paper bag (Ashlee Simpson, that means you!). Hey, I know a lot of the show is rumored to be "staged," but if they are going to go that route, lets at least make it believable like season 1 and 2 were. Sadly, it looks like the magic is over folks.
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Source: Sparkle Me
Here is a photo of John Karr, the man who has been arrested on suspicion of killing JonBenet Ramsey. New information is surfacing about the case and it looks like it very well may have to come down to a DNA match to prove this guy really murdered JonBenet like he claims. It appears now that this guy may just be a cuckoo bird who was completely obsessed with the case for years. Family members are claiming that Karr was fascinated with the case and researched it endlessly in hopes of writing a book. Karr's ex-wife Lara Karr said that there was no way he could have killed JonBenet because she and her husband were together on the Christmas Eve JonBenet was murdered. She also said that in addition to doing a lot of reading up on the JonBenet case, he spent a lot of time reading about Polly Klass, the little girl who was abducted from her Petaluma home and murdered in 1993. Karr's brother Nate Karr backed that up when he told Greta Van Susteren from Fox News that he also thinks his brother may have been with his family on the Christmas Eve John Benet was killed. Karr was planning on looking back at family photographs around that time to make sure.
Now this is the kind of tabloid news I LOVE! Straight from CNN's website folks!:
Updated post 5:45 PDT:
"A suspect was arrested Wednesday "for the December 26, 1996, murder of JonBenet Ramsey," the district attorney in Boulder, Colorado, said Wednesday.
A law enforcement source identified the suspect as 41-year-old John Mark Karr, a one-time schoolteacher and American citizen who has lived in Conyers, Georgia.
Karr has confessed to some elements of the crime, law enforcement sources told CNN.
The sources added that Karr had been communicating with someone in Boulder and that online investigation played a key role in leading authorities to the suspect.
It is the first arrest in the decade-long investigation of the 6-year-old beauty pageant contestant's slaying. The breakthrough came as a surprise to many who feared the case might never be solved.
Karr was arrested in Bangkok, Thailand, following "several months of focused and complex investigation," District Attorney Mary Lacy said.
JonBenet's parents, John and Patsy Ramsey, were consulted during the investigation, Lacy said, and the Ramsey family was notified of the arrest. Patsy Ramsey died in June of ovarian cancer at age 49.
Two law enforcement sources told CNN that Karr also is under investigation for an unrelated sex crime.
"I do want to say, however, that the investigation of the individual arrested today in connection with JonBenet's death was discussed with Patsy and me by the Boulder district attorney's office prior to Patsy's death in June. So Patsy was aware that authorities were close to making an arrest in the case and had she lived to see this day, would no doubt have been as pleased as I am with today's development almost 10 years after our daughter's murder. Words cannot adequately express my gratitude for the efforts of Boulder District Attorney Mary Lacy and the members of her investigative team."
- Angelina spying on Brad (hmmm...trust issues? I wonder why?)
- Jason Wahler from The Hills spotted making out all night with a new blonde bimbo at Les Deux. Man whore!
- Heather Locklear and David Spade still going strong and spotted making out like the world is about to end.
- The wedding IS on for Tom & Kate-- he flew her entire family out to Colorado to try and make peace and has even chilled on preaching the Scientology to them (but Katie's still studying).
- Star Jones, out of a job and becoming a bigger cheap ass than ever.
You know, good for Nicole for confronting the guy, everyone has a right to defend themselves. Plus, no matter how horrible anyone thinks she looks, she should not be harrassed on the street like that. Saying that, someone really needs to get to that girl and help her. It's painful to watch. The part that made me the saddest about this whole thing was that she told US Weekly, "I am not anorexic," and actually believed it.
Well, well, well...it didn't take very long for the rumors to start flying about the reasons for Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson's split. As you can see, US Weekly has a cover story claiming that Kate's feelings for Owen Wilson were behind the break up. Kate's people had no comment and Owen's lawyer kind of didn't deny they were involved, but only said (in some very interesting wording), “[Anything] that suggests that the separation of Ms. Hudson was caused by Mr. Wilson…is absolutely false.” Uh huh, do you really expect them to say anything less? Sources have told the magazine that Kate has recently spent several nights over at Owen's house (hmm..who takes care of her daughter, uh, I mean son then?). Another source reportedly close to Owen and Kate said, "This is not a fling. Kate is crazy about him. Owen gives her so much attention, and she loves it. [That's why] she wants her marriage to be over."
"We are incredibly grateful for the outpouring of support we have received from Bruno's fans and colleagues who have admired and respected his work over the past 30 years," his wife said. "Bruno's spirit will continue to live on not only in his rich body of film and television work but also through the lives of individuals he has touched throughout his life."