Oh puhleasssse, Dina Lohan. The asthma excuse again? Maybe if you tried to slam some sense into your daughter to quit 1) her fabulous cigarette habit 2) staying out all night when she's working on a film, 3) her underage drinking and 4) her alleged drug use, little "young" Lindsay might be able to handle the heat like the rest of us. Sad that the head of a production company is the one with the balls to call your daughter out, when you appear to have no desire to do it yourself. Hey, as long as you can still get in the door at Nobu...
- Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."
- The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?
- The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?" A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"
Mel Gibson released the following statement Saturday:
"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."
"Since the commencement of principal photography of Georgia Rule, you have frequently failed to arrive on time to set. Today, you did not show for work (all day). I am now told you don't plan to come to work tomorrow because you are "not feeling well". You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was "heat exhaustion". We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called "exhaustion". We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior."
Check out Big Brother's awesome profile of Janelle before she came back into the Big Brother house for All Stars.
Bye, bye, bitches!!
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006- "A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run. Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton Âwith her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening."
Image via Laurenconrad.net
Good Lord! It's the longest recap yet! It's the episode of The Hills you've all been waiting for! No, Lauren did not tell Jason to go take a long walk off a short cliff, but Heidi and her loafer boyfriend Jordan were going through all kinds of bad relationship shit, so it's almost just as good!
The episode starts off with Heidi and Audrina (zzzz) going to lunch. Heidi is yapping away about her relationship with that loser Jordan and the fact that she has dated him for 7-8 months already. Unfortunately, she tells Audrina that she and Jordan have been "bikering" lately and that she thinks he is jealous that she has her "dream job" at Bolthouse Productions. Since Jordan is probably destined to work the counter at Hot Dog on a Stick for the rest of his life, she could have a point. Later when Heidi arrives at Audrina's apartment, she is on the phone arguing with Jordan and she is really pissed off, saying through gritted teeth, "Do not cuss at me Jordan!" After she hangs up the phone she bursts into hysterical tears about how terrible Jordan talks to her and is bawling, "I dont know what to doooo!!!" It was actually kind of sad. Then she goes on to tell Audrina that before she started dating Jordan she was a strong bitch, but now she lets Jordan talk all kinds of mean shit to her. I never understand that. Girls in bad relationships always say they "used" to be strong until the mean boy came around. Unfortunately, I think it's not the fact that they used to be strong, but more that they never had to deal with an asshole until then. Case in point: Heidi. Through her tears, Heidi tells Audrina that she deserves to be treated like a "princess" and not like the steaming load of shit Jordan has been treating her as. As funny as it was to hear dingbat Heidi say, "I deserve to be treated like a princess!" I have to admit that she's right.
Next we're in the offices of Teen Vogue where darling Whitney asks Lauren how her birthday went. Uh oh. Surprisingly, Lauren tells her that she had a great time with Jason. That causes Whitney to tell Lauren that Jason sure knows what the hell he's doing getting her a room at The Standard and says something like..."he may be young, but he knows what to do!" Little does Whitney know that poor Lauren and Jason ended up sitting in silence on the covers of the hotel bed and probably didn't even have any birthday sex. Oh yeah, and Whitney is still waiting for her flowers.
Next, Heidi is in her apartment with her new poopy Bella (yes! Bella lives!) and in comes meanie Jordan. Heidi decides to lay it on the line and tells him that she is sick of the crappy way he talks to her and that he better shape his ass up soon or she and Bella are outta there. Jordan can't seem to understand that it is WRONG to cuss and yell at Heidi when he is upset and instead tells her it's because he is "passionate." Eieiei. Then, he basically tells her that he can't change who he is and that is just that. He's passionate! He's a dick! He has really bad hair! Of course, Jordan tries to blame it all on Heidi by telling her she has a "princess persona" and Heidi, the true princess that she is was like, "I am a girl! I should be a princess!" At this point, Jordan is just like, "whatever dude!" and blows her off and starts to play with Bella. Then, when Jordan decides to leave, Heidi tells him she will see him tomorrow and that he can't come back that night. Instead of trying to talk to Heidi about this, Jordan laughs and says, "pfffhuh! yah right!" and walks out the door. Dick. Heidi then runs to the door and locks it to ensure he can't get back inside. Neener, Neener, Neener, Jordan! Too bad dingbat Heidi probably forgot she gave him a key to the apartment. Then, in the rejection of all rejections, she calls over to Bella and the damn poopy blows her off. This really pisses Heidi off and she slams the bedroom door in Bella's face. Poor Bella.
Jason and Lauren are out to lunch and she tells him her parents want to take the two of them out to dinner. A look of fear and dread suddenly comes across his face. Let us not forget that good 'ol Mr. Conrad forbade Jason from entering Casa Conrad after he possibly got a blow job in the stairwell from Jessica at the fashion show last season on Laguna Beach (Jason, not Mr. Conrad of course). After the awkwardness of the dinner invitation passes, Jason tells Lauren he wants to get a house at the beach with her this summer. I guess Jason decided to be nice this week and all is good for Lauren again. Next, Dumb and Dumber Jordan and Brian are talking about Heidi and now it's Brian's turn to give Jordan love advice. Oh I can't wait. Give it to me Brian (or should we call him Brain?). He comes up with the master plan and tells Jordan, "like dude, just tell her you love her! Get in a suit and tie, pick up some flowers, show up at her work and tell her you want to take her out to dinner." Fucking brilliant. Then Jordan, in the boyfriend of all boyfriend moves says, "I dont knowif I want to do that." And you wonder why she wants to break up with your ass?
That night, Lauren and Heidi are out to dinner and Heidi is telling Lauren about her problems with Jordan. Heidi is torn about what to do and wonders since Jordan is causing all this mess now, maybe it could be her easy out to break up with him. Heidi is in now typical break up mode, where she fears dumping the boyfriend because she knows she will hurt and that even though he's a dick, part of her will miss him. Lauren seems to think that if they break up, everything in Heidi's room will remind her of Jordan. Lauren the relationship genius then spells it out for Heidi and says, "Girl! Love is not a maybe thang! You know when you really love somebody." Ahhh yes, just like Lauren loves Jason. Then the big moment happens as Lauren asks Heidi if she is in love with Jordan and to everyone's shock, suprise and joy, Heidi looks at Lauren and tells her, she is in love with Jordan, but not "absolutely" in love with Jordan. All hail Heidi!!
Next, it's a reunion for Dumb, Dumb and Dumber, as Jason, Jordan & Brain are all sitting around in Jordan's apartment. Jordan breaks the news that Heidi had the balls to pack all his stuff up, take all his pictures down and tell him she doesn't want to see his bad haired ass anymore. Jordan is still dumbfounded that Heidi could break up with such a cool guy like him and is probably thinking, "but I thought girls liked to be treated like shit?" The boys start their little bitch chit chat about how shocked they are about the break-up of the seemingly "perfect couple." Jason the genius then lets out, "Woah, i'm in shock dude. I thought me and lauren would be done way long before you would." Silence. Thanks Jason. I can't wait for Lauren to watch this episode.
The next day at Teen Vogue, Whitney & Lauren are hanging out, probably steaming clothes or arranging sandals, when Whitney asks Lauren what she is doing this summer. Lauren tells her the big plans about possibly getting a beach house in Malibu with Jason. At this point, I fear that a new series centering around Jason and Lauren living in Malibu together is about to be created and aptly titled, "The Boo." God help us all. Later that night, Audrina asks Heidi about the break up and Audrina, the cold hearted bitch that she is, tells Heidi how different it's going to be because she is has never seen her without a boyfriend! I'm sure that is exactly what Heidi wanted to hear. Then, Audrina in all her tenderness says, "at least I got my buddy back!" Huh? What you mean Audrina? Aren't we supposed to believe you just recently met Heidi by the pool? If Heidi and Jordan have been dating for 8 months, at what time was she not with Jordan and being your little club buddy? Story editors, please pay closer attention next time! So, after an emotionally draining episode, it ends with Audrina and Heidi returning to "buddy" status and and getting all giggly about how they are going to go out together and hit the clubs as two hot single bitches. Watch out boys.
Make sure to tune in next week for The Hills season finale. What ever will we do when it's over?! Just around the corner is the season premiere of Laguna Beach season 3 which looks simply frightening. You can read a preview of the show and see a cast photo over HERE on popbytes. Jesus! Cami looks like a freakin' line backer!
Source: The National Enquirer
Oh poor Lindsay Lohan. She was taken to a
Creepy images via: The SuperficialRelated post: Angelina's kids get the shaft as Shiloh Jolie is made with wax.
Tuesday's episode was all about the Power of Veto. I have to admit, in the beginning I was with James wanting Chicken George out of the house, but after he and Howie had that little touching moment in the BB kitchen (cue tears), I wanted the Chicken man to stay in the house for at least another week . The POV competition was awesome. How is it possible that Kaysar can look hot with his head shaved like a gangsta and his body dyed blue? Seriously, I'm as bad as Marcellas when it comes to lusting for Kaysar. Grrrrr! And this is why the Iraqi peach is still my favorite:
From Kaysar's HOH blog:
THURSDAY, JULY 20, 2006
In a house of betrayal, I will seek out loyalty.
In a pack of lies, I will uncover the truth.
In times of anger, I will be compassionate.
Where there is hate, I will be a source of love.
Where darkness resides, I will shine my light.
Where there is emptiness, I will fill that void.
Where there is fear, I will offer my protection.
If someone has wronged you, I will make it right.
When you must cry, I will dry your tears.
When you are lonely, I will be by your side.
I pray that God gives me the strength to become a better man so that I may keep my promises and so that I may live out my life with dignity.
Another thing that was uncovered on the live feeds is that Ericka and Mike Boogey have a secret "showmance" that possibly started before they entered the house (so much for the Ericka/Kaysar flirtation). Knowing Mike Boogey, I'm sure he got together with Ericka because it would be "good tv." That's the thing I dislike so much about Boogey is that he is constantly going around saying, "now we've got ourselves a tv show" and acting out shit just for the sake of the cameras. Oh yah, not to mention, he's just gross too. I sooo wish my Dr. Will was in the house without him. Speaking of gross, I will leave you with a hilarious video of Howie exiting what the BB boys call "The Jack Shack," while Kaysar & Ericka are across the way discussing world events. I'm sure after watching, you can figure out for yourself what it's all about. Also check out Janelle totally playing dumb and f'ing with a drunk ass Boogey (ok, Janey is a little drunk too) in the bathtub to try and get strategy information from him. Bitch doesn't know who he's up against!
**Thanks to all the people at Jokers for the awesome screencaps and YouTubes!
Source: E! Online
"Lachey, in jeans and a button-down shirt, and Minnillo, in a red dress, began the night chatting in their booth with Russell Simmons before Minnillo danced on the banquet to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" and "Gasolina." When Jay-Z's "99 Problems" came on at around 12:45 a.m., Minnillo indulged Lachey in what would be the first of several lap dances. Shortly thereafter, she was up on the banquet again, dancing with Jamie-Lynn Sigler to the Jackson 5's "Want You Back" and "Sweet Home Alabama." When Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" came on, Minnillo settled into Lachey's lap and sang it to him."
Wow. Vanessa darling, everyone already gets that your with Nick Lachey and I am sure that includes Jessica. The girl seriously needs to take it down a notch and calm down. Next thing you know, girlfriend is gonna be pissing on Nick's leg.
Yikes! It looks like George Michael might be back to his old habits. The poor fellow has been in a downward spiral of late and now, he's been caught taking candy from strangers in parks again (if you know what I'm saying). Ugh! Could that man become anymore of a train wreck? Investigators for the UK paper News of The World caught Michael recently in a London park "red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver." Oh dear. Just a few months ago he was caught by reporters as he was found slumped asleep at the wheel of his car allegedly under the influence of cannabis and now he's been caught trolling for dudes in parks again just like he did in 1998. The paper has exclusive photos of Michael as he was attempting to make a getaway after being nailed with the old dirty van driver. When the paper confronted him, Michael said, "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!" "I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here any more. "I'm a free man; I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."
See more photos and read all the details of the encounter HERE.
The best part of Thursday night was James winning HOH. Yes, James still makes me a bit nervous, I don't trust the guy nearly as much as I trust Kaysar, Howie or Janelle, but as of now he is strong with S6. We'll see how far into the game that loyalty is going to last. One thing that is bothering me about the show this season is that so much important stuff from the live feeds is being left off the actual show. If only it could be 2 hours long instead of 1! Take for example Kaysar's so called "weak" nominations. I know a lot of people were confused by them and thought Kaysar totally f'd up. Well, fear not. The show has made it appear as though Kaysar doesn't know what he's doing. Trust me, Kaysar knows what he's doing. He has not made a deal with Chill Town and he did not leave Chill Town off the nomination block because he is afraid of them. Puhlease! This is All Stars. In All Stars it's going to take a whole new type of plan to win this sucker, not just the obvious game of "take out the biggest targets" we've come to expect. Below you will find a 7 minute YouTube of Kaysar laying out his plan to Howie. It's a good one and if you can deal with Kaysar brushing his teeth during it, watch it all the way through cuz the ending is so worth it. Go Kaysar!
And lastly, if you're a fan of the S6, here's a little celebritory clip of the crew after James won HOH.
**Thanks to all the BB fans from Jokers who made the YouTube vids of the live feeds!
Oh dear, here we go. The digging up shit on Christie Brinkley's husband Peter Cook has begun. The latest is that The National Enquirer has uncovered that he was arrested for attempting to sell cocaine to an undercover cop when he was 19 years old. The arrest reportedly took place at an "East Bound" rest station at Exit 52 of the Long Island Expressway (L.I.E.)., which according to The Enquirer is rumored to be a meeting place for gay men seeking anonymous sex. Ha, I love how The Enquirer throws in that "little" detail. Anyway, If this story was more recent I would be excited about it, but it pretty much just seems like a case of being young and stupid. Now he is just older and a cheater.
To learn more, check out The National Enquirer's story here.
The next day, Lauren and Whitney have a meeting with scary lady Lisa Love where she informs them that they need to do casting for some photo shoot for Teen Vogue. Okay, hold up. I'm sorry, but if you are an intern, you don't do casting...you stuff envelopes and get people's lunches. Oh wait, I forgot, Heidi gets paid to do that and she's not an intern! Upon hearing the news that their assignment involves looking for 17-24 year old fresh slabs of cute boy meat, the girls start to giggle and Lisa Love proceeds to shoot them both with bloody eye daggers. Later that night when Lauren is out with Jason, she lies to him and says that she is casting a bathing suit photo shoot with all girls. When Jason asks her if any guys will be there she lies again and says, "no," because she is afraid he will get mad at her (gee, I wonder why). Yes! I love when Lauren lies to Jason! Tee-hee!
So it's the day of the casting session and Lauren and Whitney are swimming in foine young men. Whitney looks like she is picturing what every cute boy looks like naked and keeps telling them to take their shirts off. Lauren on the other hand just stands back and takes the photos staying on her best behavior (boo!). Whitney is practically hyperventilating and is besides herself, drooling in cute boys. I love Whitney. Later on, Brian, Jordan and Jason (aka Dumb and Dumber and Dumber) are all hanging out together. Without knowing it, Jordan spills the beans that Lauren's casting session was for an all cute boy swimsuit shoot and by the look on Jason's face, you can tell homeboy is not pleased. As the other guys continue to yuck it up completely clueless to Jason's deal, he gets up and walks away from them mid sentence. Oh I love when Jason gets pissed!
Now there is a commercial break and they have a preview for the new season of Laguna Beach that looked like a bunch of teen bitches hanging out by Heidi Fliess' pool. It looks like total trash and not in a good way. Ugh! I am so over it and don't care about this new cast!
Back to the Hills...The next day Heidi asks Jordan if he slipped up and told Jason about cute boys being at the Teen Vogue shoot and Jordan is like, "yah, who gives a fu@k! Those two are both insecure and immature." Obviously Jordan has forgotten his own behavior from a couple episodes back when he turned into a little bitch after Heidi hugged a guy she went out on one date with. Now that Jordan has revealed Lauren's deep, dark secret, Jason types Lauren a text message saying something like, "How r duh boyz at duh foto shoot u litl lie are?" Now Lauren gets all stressed out that Jason is going to cause drama up in the hills and we all know how much Lauren hates drama. Before Lauren can come up with another great lie to tell Jason, her phone rings and it's him. Dun! Dun! Just when Lauren is all ready to be defensive about the whole stupid situation, Jason tells her he doesn't care about the cute boys (liar, liar, pants on fire!), but asks her not to lie to him next time. Also, if that weren't bad enough, he also throws in an "I love you." We are all shocked. I am convinced Jason was only nice to Lauren because it was her birthday and is really planning one of his little girl bitch attacks for sometime the following week.
That night Jason gets a room for them at The Standard Hotel and has a whole pretty dinner set up with little candles and everything. You know there is no way he did this on his own, so thank you MTV for making sure Lauren had a nice birthday. Aww, maybe I am being too hard on the guy? Hmmm let me think about that ... Nah! During their little candlelight dinner, Jason asks Lauren if she wants to go out afterwards and when she tells him she'd just like to hang out in hotel room with him, Jason doesn't seem to comprehend anything about that. For the next few minutes, they go back and forth with one of those stupid, "What do you want to do? I don't know what do you want to do?" types of conversations. Finally, Lauren asks him, "What? You can't just be with me?" and still, it seems very difficult for Jason to grasp the concept of just. staying. home. Gee, I wonder why. Sniff, sniff! So, Lauren gets her wish and the kids stay in for the evening to have a wild night in the hotel room, oh yes. Then, the episode ends with the two of them lying on the hotel bed with nothing to say and just staring at each other blankly. Man that was a beautiful ending.
Straight from Pamela's website:
I'm Getting Remarried!!!
Yes. I'm finally getting remarried...it's been a whirlwind...spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture...it's been sad and lonely and frustrating....I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on...I feel like I'm finally free....I'm in love. I'm happy....I see the light...sounds dramatic but it's true.....I know some women can relate to this....My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years...time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words....watch!
On Sunday's episode we saw that it definitely looks like Ericka and Kaysar and starting up a sweet, lovely friendship. I like Ericka and I can't blame the girl for having a little crush on him. The scene with the two of them in the kitchen was just heartwarming. How much more do you love Kaysar after seeing how sweet he was to Ericka when she was telling him about her break up with Josh? Someone who is really on my shit list is Jace. Aside from the fact that he's playing both teams, he said something the other night that made me lose all respect for the man. He was in the hot tub with Will, Boogie, Ericka and Chicken George and was talking about how he completely expected to be nominated for eviction by Kaysar. He then said he had been preparing a speech to say to Kaysar the moment he would have been nominated. To hear this little speech, watch the below YouTube video of that "good guy, I'm a family man now" dickwad Jace. I hope your family is proud, man.
Photos/Video via Jokers Update