Oh, and most importantly ... this puts an end to my countless Nick Lachey/Jessica Simpson posts. I'm sure many of you are thrilled.
OMG. The other day I was talking with my sister and she was telling me how her new little gorgeous baby has discovered the joy of pulling on people's hair and pulling it hard. Then today, I came across these pictures of the lovely Courteney Cox and her baby Coco playing in the water and realized that yes, whether mommies like it or not, little babies like to pull on everything. Courteney, I'm sorry for putting a picture up of your boobies, but damn, you still got great set of knockers girl! It's obvious cute baby Coco is a little devil, just look at the expression on her face in the last picture.
Images via Faded Youth
"We are deeply saddened that, during our time of loss and grief, we are forced to respond to the media frenzy caused by the mean-spirited and surprising comments made by Tori to the press, just two days after the passing of [Aaron Spelling]. As we try to honor his memory with love and respect, the sudden media frenzy she has created at this sensitive time is hurtful and very disturbing. Aaron's legacy deserved pure and unadulterated tribute and recognition which, sadly, has been tainted.
"Everyone deals with grief in a different way, and since Tori chose not to be here at that time, we believe she is having a harder time dealing with that loss. We understand how difficult it might have been for her to be here, and, perhaps, more difficult for her after she arrived. Aaron loved both his children with all his heart, and he understood how hard it was for her.
"We hope Aaron will be remembered with reverence and spirit for the monumental legacy he has left and not for the petty and tabloid headlines which have marred his articles of remembrance. We have mourned our great loss as a family and will continue to do so as that is what Aaron deserved."
Source: ET Online
Ugh. Next, Audrina and Heidi are in the hottub and they are chatting about Adrina's upcoming date with a model who she describes as having a really good body. This Audrina is so deep and way too intelligent for my brain that I just cannot handle it. Therefore, I will not write further about the hottub conversation. We move on Lauren, who is lying around in her apartment suddenly Jason walks through the door. Damn, they just got back together last week and dude already has a key to her apartment. Lauren breaks the news to Jason that she has to work on his birthday and big baby Jason replies, "whatever" with a big baby pout. Excuse me Jason, but women are the only ones allowed to respond "whatever," to something they don't like, ok? Whatever, Jason ... you big baby.
Audrina (who I would really be surprised if anyone watching gave a crap about) goes on a date with some blonde model guy. Oh yes, he was quite cute but whatever, Audrina still bores me to tears. On the date, dude checks his voicemail and Adrina is not pleased. I don't care if you are cute dude, stay off the cellphone during a first date. Then a little bit later, Audrina's cell phone rings and now she answers her cellphone as revenge for him answering his cellphone. Ok, I admit, model boy actually urged her to answer her phone because as he said, "it's the right thing to do," but I like my revenge interpretation better, hee hee. Anyway, It's Heidi on the line who tells Audrina to say in code how the date is going by describing her food and so Audrina socks it to model guy by saying, "it's kinda greasy." Meh. After she gets off the phone, model guy tells Audrina that he has never had a long term relationship in his lifetime. The possibility for this could be because he checks his messages on a date or says shit like "this salad's like a party." Yes, I swear, model boy really did say that. Hmmm...Audrina could get entertaining after all.
Next, Lauren is at the fashion shoot where she has the job of organizing shoes by category and steaming the outfits. I must say that the cropped jeans and black heels Lauren had on were just spectacular. Me want. She does love her headbands though, doesn't she? Later in the day Lauren starts freaking because she has been there all day and she wants to get out of the photoshoot because it's already 6:30pm and it's Jason's birthday after all! When the woman from Teen Vogue asks her of she wants to go to the beach to "take in" the end of the photoshoot, Lauren says she will if she has to, but adds something like, "listen, it's my boyfriend's birthday, I HAVE to get the hell out of here." Ok, again, maybe Lauren wasn't that abrupt, but I prefer to remember it that way and throw some balls on the chick.
Lauren finally makes it out of work and heads off for Jason's birthday dinner. The two of them are in the car together and Jason suddenly asks Lauren if she is going to want to go straight home after dinner. At this point I'm thinking Jason is being sweet and if Lauren wants to go home after the dinner, he will of course go with her and they can spend the rest of the evening together. Um, fat chance. When Lauren tells Jason she isn't sure if she'll want to go straight home or not, he responds with, "If you want to go home, you can just take my car." HUH? Wha? Lauren did not looked pleased about this comment and the possibility that Jason would want to go out and party without her instead of home with her. Oh dear. There's your first warning sign that Jason may not have changed one damn bit. To make things worse, during the dinner Jason starts throwing silent 'tude at Lauren and gets up from the table and just walks away. When he returns he sits all the way at the opposite end of the table away from her. He's chatting it up and talking to everyone except Lauren and acting like a dick! Lauren then makes eye contact with him across the table and gives him the "you are in such deep shit" look and so after that, Jason runs over and tells her he is just trying to be friendly with everyone. But even after saying that and seeing that Lauren is starting to get pissed, he walks away and continues to ignore her for the rest of the night. Get a clue dude! Finally, the dinner is over and Lauren decides to go home. When she is outside waiting for the valet, Jason comes over to her and has the nerve to act stupid and ask her why she is mad. Lauren then tells Jason that she loves him and since it's his birthday, she is not going to get into anything with him. Then she adds that she rushed home for his birthday and to put himself in her situation. Sadly, Lauren is forgetting that underneath it all, Jason is still a meathead and that miracles cannot happen with idiot boys. The icing on the cake was that even after Lauren said that to him, that mother chucker Jason just walks away from her and jumps in another car driving off with his boys to go party. Asshole!
- Reason 1: For all you meanies who always say how horrible she looks, look how gorgeous she is in these pictures and girlfriend is just hanging out on a plane.
- Reason 2: Divorce rumors? Hmmm...her and Kevin Federline look pretty happy to me.
- Reason 3: I cannot get enough of that adorable baby Sean P. The picture on the bed with his mama is precious.
Word is, there seems to be a question about how US Weekly obtained the photos, possibly not with Britney's permission, but that remains to be seen. Enjoy and big thanks going out to Splash News Online for use of their exclusive pics.
Cover courtesy of The National Enquirer.
Forget those silly stories about Tom Cruise and Kate Holmes not presenting baby Suri to the world because they were insulted at the amount of money offered for the photos of their child. The latest gossip is that Tom & Kate have not brought baby Suri out in public because Scientology reportedly instructs parents not to take newborns out in public unless absolutely necessary. A friend of the actor reportedly told Britain's Grazia magazine: "Tom insists he'll do it in his own time. He won't be bullied into showing his world his precious angel. Tom wants to obey Scientology rules about keeping babies out of the public eye." Egh, knowing what a Scientology nut Cruise is, it kinda makes sense. Oh dear, dear Kate.
Source: Female First
Now let's play nice people!
The National Enquirer was right there when Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban landed in Tahiti for their hot little honeymoon, snagging the first shot of the pair. Love those two! Read more about it over at The National Enquirer who provided this exclusive pic!
"Um, you'd really pay $3 million to see photos of a baby? Dumb ass!"
Father Paul Coleman, a Jesuit priest who performed the ceremony, has said that Kidman and Urban, 38, share a "mature love" which has impressed him. Coleman said he had told them to "make time for each other, do romantic things together and never part without kissing".
Photo Source: Reuters
Alright people, try and go have some fun on the weekend. Unless someone else suddenly drops dead, I'm out!
This is a sad moment for people such as myself who hold a fine appreciation for all that is television. Spelling was indeed an icon of that medium and the boob tube wont be the same without the guy. Rest in peace Mr. Spelling.
LOS ANGELES - Aaron Spelling, a onetime movie bit player who created a massive number of hit series, from the vintage "Charlie's Angels" and "Dynasty" to "Beverly Hills 90210" and "Melrose Place," died Friday, his publicist said. He was 83. Spelling's other hit series included "Love Boat," "Fantasy Island," "Burke's Law," "The Mod Squad," "Starsky and Hutch," "T.J. Hooker," "Matt Houston," "Hart to Hart" and "Hotel." He kept his hand in 21st-century TV with series including "7th Heaven" and "Summerland."
UPDATE: Ack! Someone is trying to do "damage control" because a source told PEOPLE today that the couple is still very much together. Egh! Let's hope the hell not!
"The couple are in fact very much together, as he prepares for the release of his album," says the source, who is close to Timberlake. "Of course, made-up sources have had them breaking up, getting married and having a baby ever since they began dating over three years ago."