So, I wanted to tell you about something new that Tabloid Whore is featured in, it's the first ever Carnival of Celeblogs
Police would not comment on the relationship between Baldwin and the man hiding in the bathroom. Hmmm. Baldwin was released the following day on $10,000 bail. This isn't his first brush with the drugs...you may remember in 1998 Baldwin ran through New York's Plaza Hotel NAKED and high on that wacky crack cocaine. Police at the time, had been called to the hotel after someone complained Baldwin had the volume on his porn movies turned up to a crazy ass level. Oh that must have been a site to see, not to mention, hear. Woah boy.
Source: Court TV
"Hatcher claims that a masseur molested her at a spa by trying to give her a "happy ending. As I was lying there I couldn't figure out if I was being violated or if I was enjoying myself." From then on, Hatcher requested masseuses."
Egh! Where was that girl going to get her massages? Certainly not Burke Williams! Also riding on the Teri Hatcher bad luck boat today is PEOPLE magazine who is reporting that Teri sustained an eye injury on the set of Desperate Housewives Tuesday when a light bulb exploded in her face. Good God woman! She needs to get someone to take that voodoo curse off of her!
**check out TMZ's video from Michelle's court appearance HERE!
Well, it's been a whole couple weeks since a magazine has put a "Britney Spears Is Pregnant" declaration on their magazine, so leave it to US Weekly to break that tabloid dry spell. I said a while back i'm not going to 100% believe anything until Britney and Kevin make an official announcement. I'm not saying I don't have my opinions, I just think it's tired to keep recycling that same old story over and over and over and over again and still no confirmation from Britney herself. She told us the first time she was pregnant, I'm sure she'll announce it soon enough again if it's true. Until then, keep yo pants on people. Truth be told, I wasn't even going to post on this, but I wanted any excuse to show you this picture US Weekly has up of Britney and baby Sean Preston in Las Vegas this past weekend. He is the most precious thing!!
Source: US Weekly
Alright, 24 fans, I am going to start off this post by saying that I am not 100% convinced that Secretary of Defense James Heller actually died when he drove his car off that cliff during last night's episode of 24. Yes, maybe his car did fly over a cliff landing nose down in the lake hundreds of feet below. Yes, the impact probably could have killed him alone. BUT, what's holding me on to a grain of hope is that they didn't make the car explode by hitting part of the mountain on the way down. Now that's what they do when they want to show a guaranteed death (ok, let's forget Kim surviving her car explosion in season one). I don't know about you, but I kept watching the screen, waiting and praying for Heller's grey haired head to pop up out of the water showing us that he survived, but it didn't happen. Hey, this show is in real time so it can always happen next week! You must understand that I love me some Secretary Heller and William Devane the actor that plays him. I've loved Devane since he played Gregory Sumner on Knotts Landing years ago..(s-e-e-e-xxxy) and I am not ready to let him go! Boo hoo. Again, 24 kills off another great character but keeps that wet blanket Audrey alive! I don't get it! So, until I actually see them fishing his dead body out of the car with a big fat crane, I'm going to stay in denial and just believe my dear Senator Heller is wandering somewhere in the hills or swimming in that lake with the fishies. Alive.
Huh. She put up with all of that for 6 years while working on the show but she never decided to leave before now? Nardi claims she endured this alleged behavior because she feared losing her job. Agh! I am so tired of that old excuse! If this shit was really going down at the Maury Povich show (of all places), you would be outta there after the second or third time something happened and contacting a lawyer. You don't wait till 6 years into the job to do something. Give me a break! A spokesperson for NBC Universal says that a full investigation of her allegations was conducted an it was concluded that her claims had no merit. Lastly, I do hope this woman is full of shit because it would break my little heart to think that Maury cheated on darling Connie Chung! Can you imagine? Who's your babies daddy? Who's your babies daddy?
Source: AP -read more about the lawsuit here!
Amy: "ohmigod! have you seen the pictures of Denise Richards and Richie Sambora together?
TW: No, I haven't seen them, but Denise and Heather are really good friends, I'm sure it's nothing. I'll check them out though.
(30 mins minutes later..tick tock....tick tock...)
TW: Woah, wait a minute! ok, I just looked at the pictures. WTF??? That does not look like just friendship. She is friends with Heather! Huh???? oh dear.
Above is the most scandalous photo of the bunch and you can check out the rest of the Sambora/Richards canoodling photos compliments of the folks over at Hollywood Rag. And for those of you who say, "oh you can't even see her face in the picture," trust me, you can see her stinkin' face right here!:
If this wasn't enough dirt for you, you can go over the The Smoking Gun and check out transcripts from angry voicemail messages Charlie Sheen allegedly left Denise Richards while she was pregnant with their second child. Charlie is so mad at Denise that in addition to repeatedly calling her a liar, he ends up calling her a "dick" and the "N word." Oh dear. I don't know what to think anymore! I love Heather Locklear and Denise being with Richie is just not cool. That is like the number one girlfriend rule...you don't get it on with anyone's ex (or current husband for that matter.) And Richie? Damn, I don't even need to say anything about him. Oh all this Hollywood dirt, deception and scandal is just exhausting. It's things like this that make me really happy to just be living my quiet little Tabloid Whore life.
Related Link: The One About The Whole Denise and Heather feud - whose side are you on??
STEINES: "Charlie, she is making some pretty strong allegations in the documents
filed. What's your reaction?"
SHEEN: "Shock. I'm deeply saddened because this is clearly demonstrating a wanting and willful attempt at what I describe as a radical and transparent smear campaign and clearly a departure from sound, sane, responsible co-parenting."
STEINES: "How is it that it got to this point?"
SHEEN: "It is a reaction to a failed marriage, a reaction to some twisted desire -- real or imagined -- to hurt, to punish, to discredit, to completely torpedo, to undermine my perception as a responsible father... a contributing father, a guy who would give his life for his children." Sheen tells ET that Richards' filing is a "heinous document of fiction." He also says that the fact his children will be able to one day read these court documents is "the worst part." Sheen continues that Denise Richards is, "the only one entirely culpable for putting these radical allegations out for public consumption ... my children included. And I find that as unacceptable as anything I've ever encountered."
Check out more info at TMZ.
Paula has accused Hollywood talent agent Jim Lefkowitz of knocking her to the ground after they had a heated argument, a charge that Lefkowitz flatly denies. Man! I am dying to know what the argument was over, that's for sure. Other reports have claimed that Paula made up the attack to cover being ejected from a club for allegedly being falling down drunk. But a friend of Paula's has told the NE that "she was thoroughly examined by the doctor after the whole thing took place and there was no alcohol in her system." By the looks of this photo, I guess either story could be true. But if this guy really did knock little Paula's block off, c'mon, I know we make fun of her and all, but seeing her down on the ground like that? That ain't right.
Photo/Source: The National Enquirer issue 5/1/06
- About the Jessica cheating rumors: When it was printed that Simpson slept with Knoxville on the set of The Dukes of Hazzard, Lachey said nothing. He did not ask for confirmation or denial and Simpson did not offer them.
- On Maroon 5's Adam Levine: "Adam and I were in a club not long ago and he came over to me to clear the air. It was a two-minute conversation. He said to me: 'Nothing happened while you guys were married.' He looked me in the eyes and said that, so I chose to believe him. Maybe that is naive of me, but I believe what comes out of people's mouths when they talk to me. Maybe I'm an idiot, but that's what I do."
- On trying to save his marriage: "On the day she filed for divorce, I drove to her parents' house and tried to change her mind. I had done the research and I had the number of the best marriage counselor in town. I thought we owed it to ourselves to try with a third party. You get to a point where there is so much animosity you can't hear each other. But she didn't want to go."
- On who to blame: "Jessica being cast as the villain is unfair to her. Marriage is the toughest thing in the world-to blame her is bullshit."
- What Nick's friends say about Jessica's negative press: "Karma is finally happening."
PS: MTV is airing a special "making of" Nick's new CD called, 'Nick Lachey "What's Left of Me,"' this Saturday at noon.
• "Jessica and I began playing these parts (on their MTV reality show Newlyweds) even when we were by ourselves. It became a really blurred line. There was a question about what truly was our reality."
• "I don't pretend to understand (former father-in-law) Joe (Simpson). ... I don't know if he ever liked me. To this day I couldn't say. It was painful. Do I think Joe drove a rift between us? No. Was he an influence in our marriage? Absolutely."
• "I don't know if there were other men. But if she did cheat, it was the result of something bigger, not the reason we didn't work. ... Sometimes I think it would be easier if I had just walked in the house and found her in bed with a guy. That would be clear-cut. End of story. I wouldn't have to deal with the uncertainty of adultery."
“It breaks my heart that I couldn’t make Jessica happy,” Lachey, 32, tells the mag. “I wanted to be everything to my wife.” Nearly five months after the split, he is still reeling, but says he has no regrets about his marriage. “I’d marry her all over again. Because I still love her. It would be a lot easier to walk away if I didn’t.”
Have a great summer, everyone! Peace, Melissa and Tammy Etheridge
PEOPLE is reporting that 2 inside sources have told the magazine that the Cruise/Holmes baby has been born! KATE! HOLD ON TO THAT BABY!!!! GUARD IT WITH YOUR LIFE!
The Tomkitten has arrived. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, the high-profile pair dubbed TomKat by the media, had a baby girl Tuesday, said Cruise spokesman Arnold Robinson. The baby, named Suri, weighed 7 pounds, 7 ounces and measured 20 inches long, he said.
"Both mother and daughter are doing well," Robinson said in a prepared statement.
The name Suri has its origins in Hebrew, meaning "princess," or in Persian, meaning "red rose," the statement said.
The baby was born in Los Angeles but the exact location was not disclosed. MORE: AP
Source: The National Enquirer
Ew. Brad Pitt has completely gone koo-koo, getting a mohawk to match little Maddox's. I saw this photo over at the fab website The Superficial and almost threw up. First off, Maddox is adorable and all, but c'mon, Angie should have retired that mohawk on him a long time ago. It used to be "awww cute" years ago when you would see little kids out there copying and sporting the Angie/Maddox mohawk, but now it's just lame. First Brad tries to emulate Angie by dying his hair black, now he does the mohawk like Maddox. I'm sure there are a ton of you girls out there who will say, "aw, I think it's cute that he's doing this for his little boy! aww how sweet!" Oh puke, give me a break. Maybe I could have dealt with a faux-hawk since guys who have those are pretty damn hot, but Pitt, he is sooo not hot anymore. Blech!
Fans of 24, here is some fun stuff for ya. Just like Nip/Tuck's The Carver had his own MySpace site, so now does the cast of 24! I just read about it today in an article in the Los Angeles Times that lists a bunch of TV characters with MySpace sites. I know I may be a little late jumping on the bandwagon about this 24 MySpace thing, but I don't troll around on that site and I figured there are probably some of you out there who don't either, but would find this cool. So, here is a link to Jack Bauer's site for you to check out.
Source: E! Online